National Academy of Pudding Tending

What kind of man loves pudding? John Cassavetes that’s who! Johnny wants you to know that even tough guys enjoy the pudding lifestyle. If you’ve ever wanted to serve custard to a tough guy like John Cassavetes, the National Academy of Pudding Tending could be the school for you. They offer courses in Custardy, Créme Scaffolding, Puddings Figgy and Non-Figgy as well as Pusshead Dumplings 101. And don’t worry, they gladly accept paroled felons. And they’ll honor your dishonorable discharge. The National Academy of Pudding Tending. Tell them John Cassavetes sent you.