Richard Deacon’s Melon Balls

If there’s one thing everyone in the whole family loves, it’s a stiff drink and a bowl of melon balls. And if you’re in Hollywood, the best place to get both is the world famous Richard Deacon’s Melon Balls… fine liquor, six kinds of melon and cruise ship quality silverware. So join Dick, the Dick the Deek and his famous friends. 23 hours a day. Which famous friends? Ever hear of a dude named Morey Amsterdam? I thought you did. So trust the doctor. You’ll feel great after a trip to Richard Deacon’s World Famous Melon Balls.