Jack Elam Magic Bedtime Projector

Do you have trouble getting your kids to sleep? Do they see monsters and goblins in the dark? It’s time to chase those scaries away with the Jack Elam Magic Bedtime Projector by Deluxe Fuxley! Now children all over the world can sleep under the benevolent healing gaze of character actor Jack Elam. Your kids will sleep better than ever to six different modes of Jack: Grumpy! Cantankerous! Loutish! Surly! Drunk! Drunk 2! and One More! Also available in Martin Balsam… Buddy Hacket… Lon Chaney Jr… and new alternating Claude Akins and Simon Oakland! Order the Jack Elam Magical Bedtime Projector for only $19.99! Send check or money order or for free shipping call 800-555 4652 before midnight tonight! Operators are standing by! Not available in North Dakota, Utah or parts of Southwestern Van Nuys. May cause insomnia, night terrors, panic attacks, and early onset alcoholism.