B & A Playhouse

Hello folks! George Burns…
and Gracie Allen…
We’re here to invite you to the Burns and Allen Playhouse… the theater that only features actors named Burns or Allen!
June 22nd, it’s Jack Burns and Woody Allen!
Followed on July 6th by David Burns and Steve Allen!
No season would be complete without Ed Byrnes and Marty Allen!
Or a special evening with Bern and Alan!
Followed by Harvey Lembeck and Coriolanus.
At the B&A Playhouse in Inglewood! I’d say it’s the best Burns and Allen style entertainment anywhere, Gracie!
It’s the best Burns and Allen style entertainment anywhere, Gracie!
Say good night, Gracie!
Oh shut the %$&# up, George!